bicester bowls club number 2, The Garth, Launton Road, Bicester, Oxfordshire
April 01, 2009
This Blurb book-making thing is taking longer than I thought. It's sapping my energy and my enthusiasm for life. What a task. Sort through three years worth of images, choose some I like, collect the high res scans, look at the high res scans, clean them up a bit, design the book, put the photos into the book, decide the design isn't quite right, decide the choice of photos isn't quite right. And so on, and so on.
And we have ants in our pants. Ants in our pantry to be truthful. Well, to be truthful, ants in our boiler cupboard, but pants and pantry sound funnier. How can you get rid of ants without resorting to nasty chemicals? I tried reasoning with them. I pointed my finger at them and made an angry face. Still they march on. A bit of vinegar to put them off the scent. A sprinkling of cayenne pepper to make them sneeze. Go on, sling your hook. I like you, I really do, but we can't live together. In the end I've resorted to some horrible poison that they love the taste of. A toxic food that will take back to their children and their children will love too. A food that will cause them to die a long and agonising death. Something quite similar to McDonalds I suppose.
© James Arnold 2008
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