 naked shop dummies hiding just out of sight, marks and spencers, banbury, uk November 19, 2007 From boom to bust, the bubble has burst. It seems that our business has hit a brick wall. My dreams of becoming a dot.com billionaire have vanished into cyberspace. Health and Safety have visited and deemed that the pile on the carpet I put down is 1mm above the allowed depth for an internet cafe. The Food Hygiene Agency has taken samples of the food we have been serving and said that the salt in the Paczki is seven percent higher than is allowed under UK law and now two Polish internet businessmen are taking me to the European Court of Human Rights after I wouldn't allow them to advertise their 'massage business' in flesh-coloured flashing banners across the top of Plasticfantastic. It seems that I will have to go back to selling cigarettes outside the school gates and stealing charity donation boxes from shop counters. The only other way I can put food into my children's mouths is for you to enter my completely free competition. I'm hoping that it'll be such a success that Richard Branson will take notice and buy the rights to my life story. Come on Richard, we can work something out. Give me a call... Stellar (Diana clone) + Iford HP5 Plus © James Arnold 2007 Comment (8) | Permalink |
